How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?

I brought my crayon to a Palin book-signing once. I had no issues locating my Hummer in the lot as it was the only one that didn't have that precious Jesus fish on the rear bumper.How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?Lipstick on a pig.How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?
They sniff the tailpipes. Remember that these are Sarah Palin fans. They don't have a highly developed cerebrum or visual cortex. They're lucky to manage to walk upright.How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?I don't get the question..
I drive a Suburban pinhead! Its better on gas. :)How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?By stopping often and asking directions, damn should have stayed past the third grade.How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?
She remebers where she parked it.
1500 limos and 150 personal jets for the little climate change meeting in Copenhagen! What do you think about that?How do all the Hummer H2 owners find their cars in the parking lot of a Sarah Palin booksigning?
Well, bad squirrel, you click your little clicker and listen for the sound.

Ecureuil, one of my favorite French words to say.
Did Madoff own a Hummer?



Maybe that's why.
Mine was the one parked on top of a moronic Palin hater carrying a offensive sign.
Their Hummers will be correctly parked.
Guess the same way you find your car in a parking lot.. or do you have a car?